Edward 4McCain's Middle Name Is What!?!?
July 8th 2008 20:40
Is that you John McCain?
So, we all know that Barack Obama's middle name is Hussein, and, logically, that makes him a secret terrorist. Or, at the very least it makes him a close associate to Saddam Hussein. I mean it makes sense right? His middle name matches the last name of a cruel tyrant, so they must be the same person.
So what does John McCain's middle name tell us? If you didn't already know it, his middle name is Sidney. Sounds a lot like Cindy, his wife. Does that mean that John McCain is a secret woman? Yes, yes it does.
What else could his middle name mean? It also is pronounced exactly like Sydney, as in Sydney, Australia. Could John McCain be an Australian spy? Most people don't know this but Australia is right next door to Indonesia, which happens to be one of the most Muslim countries in the world. Could John McCain be a secret Muslim woman? I think he is...
Furthermore, Sidney is an extremely nerdy middle name. The kind of middle name that gets you beat up in school. So what does that mean? It means that John McCain is not only a secret Muslim woman, but he's a secret Muslim woman who gets the crap kicked out of him at recess. I don't know about you America, but I don't want some wimpy woman terrorist running our country.
Shakespeare once wrote, "What's in a name?" But I think if there's anything history has taught us its: 1) we should always judge a book by its cover, and 2) Billy Shakespeare was full of crap. So screw conventional wisdom, lets elect a president who's has a kickass American name like, Tex Budweiser Washington. Now that's a name I could vote for!!
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